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Post by I Am Agent Z on Mar 25, 2009 10:28:48 GMT -5
L: Hey, Z! Z: What, L? L: You wanna go for a ride? Z: On what? L: On this! *pulls me out of his pocket* L + Z: Neil's such a B****, that evil little witch. Oh, I really hate him, why does Wulf date Him? But Wulf is such a good girl that's such a man... I'd do all I can, just to do her We wanna screw her!
L: I have dreamed about Wulf being inside my house and we hug and we kiss like we're sweethearts... Z: But that Barbie of a guy (reffering to one of my gay friends) is such a s*** with his stupid plastic butt and his chest made of fake muscular parts L: and I cry, every day... 'Cause straight up that B**** is in my way!
L + Z: Neil's such a B****, that evil little witch. Oh, I really hate him, why does Wulf date him? But Wulf is such a good girl that's such a man... I'd do all I can, just to do her We wanna screw her!
Z: I will crush him and I'll crunch him... L: Ohh, ohh, ohh, Z: When I see him I will beat him... L: Ohhh. Oh no...
L + Z: Barbie's such a B****, that evil little witch. Oh, I really hate him, why does Wulf date him? But Wulf is such a good girl that's such a man... I'd do all I can, just to do her We wanna screw her!
Z: Hey, L, L: What, Z? Z: Look who it is over there, it's that wannabe Barbie-doll of a guy without Wulf and his stupid little Poodle of a dog... Both: Hey, Niel! Over here! Yeah, it's us, over here, come on over... *start beating up Niel while cussing at him* L: Oh crap, it's Wulf, Z: Uhh, let's get out of here before she decides to tear our heads off...
*SILENCE*
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